movie-Verse Limericks
| There are two boys from Gondor named ‘Mir’ who defended her eastern frontier that we hope will be seen in a nude-bathing scene when the third movie makes its premier |
| Prince Imrahil, Knight of the Swan has a part that, though sketchily drawn will be sorely missed if it doesn’t exist when Return of the King is put on |
| Young Eomer, Lord of the Mark offered Grima a caustic remark for this dashing young marshall (to whom we are partial) can still spot a snake in the dark |
| A clever young elf named Figwit Had but little screen time to transmit His uncanny allure… But his 'name' will endure For he managed to use every bit |
| Where’s Elrohir? Where’s Elladan? In vain for their faces we scan – Were you unaware We’d be walking on air If you doubled our pleasure in Cannes? |
| The ranger was grim and unshaven The stewards son searched for a haven I felt all of fifteen Watching Viggo and Bean… But my heart still belongs to the raven |
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These two, of (more) questionable propriety, are about going to the movies
with Chris--- When Saruman, grinning with glee |
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