Aragorn: Now remember, Thorongil, bite Denethor as soon as he picks you up, and hang on.... but just Denethor, ok?	Thorongil: OK, but this isn't much of a bribe. You better remember the sunflower seeds tomorrow!!

Boromir: Hey, Dad got a Hamster!! Awww! He's so little and fuzzy and cute!! He reminds me of Pippin!

Thorongil: That Aragorn sure thinks up some crazy plots! I'm sure Denethor is gonna know this isn't his palantir...