The ranger was grim and unshaven The stewards son searched for a haven I felt all of fifteen Watching Viggo and Bean But my heart still belongs to the raven |
Leg'las whose looks are considered delightful found the fangirls' attention quite frightful 'I am losing my selfhood in talk of my elfhood Ai! - need a counselor who's most insightful!' With apologies, Lyllyn |
Lyllyn - rhyming "selfhood' and 'elf-hood' Ai! I don't know if you deserve praise or punishment! I will have the couplet stuck in my head all day!! Poor frustrated fellowship! Try this: I offer an answer quite brash To our boys use a little panache Fix the problem yourself - Youre a grown man (and elf!) Look out! Here come fan-girls with slash! |
Tay, you and Lyllyn are going to have me in stitches if you keep this
up. These are all so deliciously irreverent and - dare I say it - salacious.
Tay, I do have to wonder at you and Chris, especially in light of the recent discussion at HA re: people talking during showings of the movies. Sounds like you're having waaay too much fun there! And now you have me doing this too! Yikes! It's all your fault, both of you! Writers there were most audacious creating rhymes brash and salacious. Fangirls laughed with delight whilst imagining the sight of those men whom they thought quite bodacious! ~Nessime *ducking for cover* |
Let Powzie hold on to her raven, His integritys made her a maven. So upright, so pure; but I found a cure for that nonsense, my dear -- Blade-cravin. |
Re: Limericks June 26, 2003 8:18 PM This is great flick, it's contagious! Behold beautiful doomed Boromir, a bright vision from Gondor so drear; what great luck he is played so close to the Blade and with such an admirable rear. Lyllyn |